A while ago I wrote 80 neo-Keatsian odes, and now it’s time for 2 months of neo-Swinburnean “ballads.” I’ll try out the form on a series of themes: (1) moving book amazon seller from carpal syndrome to soul-body health; (2) interviewing poets in their own favorite wordsong forms about their own unconventional lifestyle choices; (3) re-envis